Chelsea Sticks with Rosenior, Fans Brace for More Chaos

So, Chelsea's like, ‘Nah, we’re keeping Liam Rosenior,’ even though his record is more tragic than a rom-com gone wrong. They’re giving him a whole season to figure it out after a Champions League disaster. Meanwhile, Joe Cole’s out here saying they should snatch Micky van de Ven from Spurs to save their defense. Can we get popcorn for this drama? It’s a whole vibe!