Maa-Baap Ko Life Certificate Dena Hai, Samjhe Babu Bhaiya?

Arre bhai, suno! Government ke employees ki maa-baap ko har saal life certificate dena padega, samjha? Agar ek parent chala gaya, toh pension 75 se 60 percent ho jayega! Babu bhaiya, kya confusion hai! Life certificate ka matlab hai, 'Main zinda hoon!' Aur agar aap 80 ke ho, toh October se shuru karo, samjha? Pension ka kya chakkar hai, bhai! Mazedaar hai na!