Ashwin's revelation: India now the poorest spin nation ever?

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round! Ravichandran Ashwin just dropped a bombshell: India is now the 'poorest spin-playing nation'! What a twist! Neutral curators tried to save pitches but turned our spin skills into dust. Simon Harmer's 17 wickets? A masterclass in patience! The Proteas just pulled off a historic win after 25 years! Time to wake up our spin game, folks!