Mitchell Starc: Australia ka new captain in Ashes 2025-26!

Arre bhai, Mitchell Starc toh ab elder statesman ban gaya hai! Pat aur Josh toh chutti pe hain, toh Starc bhaiya ne bola, 'Main hoon na!' 100 Tests aur 400 wickets ka magic touch hai unke paas. Boland aur Doggett ke saath practice mein toh aisa lag raha tha jaise Steven Smith ki chutti kar di ho! Ashes series mein maza aane wala hai, bhai log!