Perth's two-day Ashes spectacle: Starc's 10-wicket magic

In a two-day cricket extravaganza that even my suits would envy, the Ashes at Perth Stadium turned into a bowler's playground. Thirty wickets fell faster than my latest invention could fly! Starc snagged a jaw-dropping 10-wicket haul, while Australia cruised to victory. Travis Head's rapid century had everyone buzzing, but ticket holders for days three and four? Not so much. Buckle up, Brisbane, the saga continues!