Kuldeep Calls Guwahati Pitch A Highway, Stark Style

Guwahati pitch? More like a glorified highway! Proteas cruised to 489 runs while our bowlers were left in the dust, scratching their heads like they just solved a Rubik's cube. Kuldeep had to swap his finesse for turbo speed, calling the pitch a total snooze-fest. But hey, patience is key, right? Next match, we’ll debug this surface and unleash some Stark-level magic.